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Tweak says, "i like juice!"

the escaped logician (cadence) wrote,
@ 2008-10-01 12:57:00

Amuse me, you guys
Because I feel like I haven't been interacting on IJ much at all lately, and because it seems like there haven't been fun antics in a while, and further because it's a lot easier to ration my internet-poking at work when I have something specific to poke at during downtimes instead of looking for something new to occupy my attention every five seconds:

Let's have a round of the fuck/marry/cliff game!

Basic rules of the game, if you're unfamiliar: You pick three characters. Any fandom I'm remotely familiar with is good. I then have to choose one of them to fuck, one to marry, and one to throw off a cliff.

To make this equally fun on both sides, I will also say that after I've finished explaining my choices, I'll give a set of three back to you. You can then do the same, and we go on like that until one of us gets bored or distracted by something else!

Only one other stipulation: No one is allowed to put Gustavo Baggetta in any of my sets again. >_>

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regicidaldwarf
2008-10-01 03:34 pm UTC (link)

Oh man, I really really don't want to cliff any of them. I think of one order and go NO BUT WAIT and then rearrange and go NO BUT WAIT and it continues. D:

However,

Marry Akihiko I guess, because he's such a sweetie and I think is good at the long term thing. Sleep with Mitsuru then, and I guess cliff Shinjiro. But hate myself forever for it, because he deserves better than what the game gives him.

Luck, Claire, Firo?

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cadence
2008-10-01 03:57 pm UTC (link)

I am pretty sure... yes. I did that one last time!

Okay, sleep with Claire, because he is hot but the marriage would probably not go well. ...*agonizes* I - I might have to marry Luck over Firo, just because I think the way his mind works would mesh a lot better with mine. So Firo gets the cliff this time. D:

My opinion remains the same, I think.

As your punishment you get to choose from that same set. :P

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regicidaldwarf
2008-10-01 06:35 pm UTC (link)

ACK! D: I'd forgotten.

Um, um, um, okay, well, I'd probably actually cliff Claire even though I love him because I don't think I'd be able to stand him in person for very long, and even though he hasn't had the elixir he'd still totally survive it. And then I guess marry Firo and sleep with Luck, because as hot as Luck is I don't know that our temperaments would mesh well. But I'm in such limbo on that one I could probably go either way.

Akihiko, Simon, ...Jacuzzi?

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cadence
2008-10-01 07:36 pm UTC (link)

Marry Akihiko.

Then um.

My first instinct says sleep with Simon and cliff Jacuzzi? But then I feel terrible about it and like I'm not giving Jacuzzi enough credit. And I mean... I don't dislike Jacuzzi! And he's adorable. But I really doubt we would be remotely compatible. So. I'll just have to get Nice and the gang in position with a giant pile of pillows at the bottom of the cliff. *nods*

Junpei, Firo, Simon?

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	regicidaldwarf 2008-10-01 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man. Well? I'm gonna say marry Firo again, because while I love Junpei and Simon dearly, I think they would probably kind of drive me crazy. Also Junpei's still underage and I'd feel weird about that. ^^; Then sleep with Junpei, which leaves the cliff for Simon. D: I'm going to return Kamina, Simon, Viral to you. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cadence 2008-10-01 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Marry Viral. Possibly the easiest choice so far. Unf hot and loyal and woobie and also like I said somewhere else I think I would get frustrated married to Simon really quickly. Then, if I'm being consistent, sleep with Simon over Kamina because I said that somewhere else, too. Basch, Balthier, Fran? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

regicidaldwarf
2008-10-01 09:55 pm UTC (link)

Oh man. Marry Basch I guess, because he has that kind of steady dependability that I really ping on, and would be a really good partner. Which means I have to pick between Fran and Balthier, and I think I have to say sleep with Balthier because UNF but then also I would really wanna sleep with Fran because UNF, but I still think she would have to get the cliff. But she would be on her hover bike and totally okay. And I would feel awful anyway.

Hmmmm, I'm starting to run out of combinations. ^^;
How about Byakuya, Yukari, and ...~~Gustavo~~ Ken?

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	cadence 2008-10-01 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	See, that's actually not terribly difficult, because I actually like Yukari reasonably well after playing The Answer. ^^; So: Marry Yukari (with only a slight flinch), sex with Byakuya I guess because he is pretty and I suppose I could tolerate him for that long, and cliff Ken. Easy! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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